just because you're on vacation...
it doesn't mean you don't have to care about what you do or do not wear!

Wilma: Do you think she tried this on and thought, 'damn, I look hot'?
Betty: Cutting fringe on your t-shirt is NEVER EVER EVER ok. Got it? Good.

Wilma: I have to avert my eyes.
Betty: Nope, it isn't true that men can wear anything. This young man needs a t-shirt or a tank top.

Wilma: I knew the past 8 years of Republican rule was going to cause trouble.
Betty: Um... is it the shoes, or the bun, or the blue accent that throws this outfit out of whack?