More Oscar Madness

Betty: Ok, David a smile and some skin color would go A LONG WAY.

Wilma: Apparently, getting nominated for an Oscar just isn't enough.














Betty: This dress looks like a one hour challenge from Bravo's Project Runway.

Wilma: You're thinking Santino, right? She's all one color! I hate that look. I'm sure it's the "in" thing, but I think it washes her out.

















Betty: Lord love a duck, honey your hair looks like crap.

Wilma: And those shoes! The dress doesn't look so good either.






















Betty: Careful she doesn't wear that dress to the White House, the Veep might try to shoot the bird on her shoulder.

Wilma: Ugh. So disappointed. On the upside, she wore a color!


















Betty: Tim, Tim, Tim. Who does YOUR hair? Helen Bonham Carter? I like the little skull and cross-bones tie - but enough already, you like death.

Wilma: He's trying to top the Wallace and Gromit guys.